Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Rupert Giles, The Quotable Librarian
Rupert was one of the best things that ever happened to this show, I swear to god. He was the One Sane Man, and that applied when the protagonists had good ideas, too, except for the parts where he was human and just a guy, and that was awesome, too.
If you’re fed up with your story, write a fanfiction for it. It can be about another character. It can be set before your story. It can be set after it. If you have a massive world that you created, it can be set somewhere completely unrelated, with unrelated characters. Do this so you can remember why you love the story. It’s not just about the one plot that you are writing about now. It’s about the world, the characters, the entire set-up that you’ve created.
A Song made up entirely of Minecraft sounds.
Minecraft is so creative, even it’s sounds can be used to make anything.
BEST THING I HEARD IN THE PAST WEEKS
THAT’S TALENT RIGHT THERE OH MY GOD.
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870
I CAN ANSWER THIS!!
In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).
In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.
"SUCH POKEMON WAYS"